Warum ich so wenige Freundinnen habe… pic.twitter.com/kfKJozFt0m
— Schmagülzchen (@MissSchmaguelze) June 30, 2020
Is Trump like, actively trying to murder his own base?
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020
The Mayor is with us here, he has dropped in for a small apéro. It seems the entire Mayor's office is now following this. He has no idea how they are all going to keep straight faces when 'you know who' turns up on Friday. One lady has switched her day off to be there.
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 30, 2020
"Bars. Bars are really not good." — Dr. Anthony Fauci
— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) June 30, 2020
Ich habe gerade ein Arbeitstelefonat aus Versehen mit „hab dich lieb“ beendet und vielleicht ist jetzt wirklich Zeit für Sommerpause.
— Ricarda Lang (@Ricarda_Lang) June 30, 2020
We have a new character !
I just received a WhatsApp from idiot son's boss asking me to confirm the visit on Thursday and Friday is for "an urgent family matter"
I have not yet replied.
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 30, 2020
Die Corona-Zahlen entwickeln sich jetzt nach Berlin auch im Bund eher erfreulich, allerdings ohne ersichtlichen Grund. Die Wochendurchschnitte (blaue Treppe) waren zwar vor 2-3 Wochen schon mal besser, aber die Richtung stimmt wieder: Sie sinken. pic.twitter.com/xUUBpmVgOy
— Pavel Mayer (@pavel23) June 30, 2020
New message from idiot son.
If all this can be "fixed" on Friday he says he will take my wife and I out for a "bloody good dinner".
I am not sure if it is in the power for a regional French Mayor to fix Brexit but we shall see, he's a bright guy.
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 30, 2020
To add a certain je ne sais quoi the Mayor will maintain during the meeting that he speaks only French. I know idiot son only speaks English.
I have offered to attend and "translate"
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 30, 2020
I have spoken to our Mayor's wife (Mayor is out having lunch). She says after knowing him for thirty years he could be probably be corrupted if a date with Vanessa Paradis could be delivered as part of the deal.
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 30, 2020
Ich bin wirklich schockiert darüber, dass gerade Clubgänger, jugendliche Eckensäufer und Fans von Dynamo Dresden sich nicht an die Corona-Regeln halten. Ich habe diese Leute bislang immer als sehr nachdenkliche, umsichtige Menschen wahrgenommen.
— Michael Bittner (@MichaelBittner) June 30, 2020
Here's a quick visual summary of what got us here: pic.twitter.com/1laEqsONvb
— Rishi Desai (@RishiDesaiMD) June 30, 2020
Brief update as so many asked
The duck was excellent, my wife is a brilliant cook.
I had creme brulee for pudding
The story is true and that is how it happened today
Our dog is now asleep
I promise to update the story as it develops
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 29, 2020
Meine neuste Leidenschaft? Andere Verkehrsteilnehmer durch StVO konforme Fahrweise zur Weißglut bringen.
— f_lix89 (@_flix89) June 29, 2020
I said he needs to take the time to understand what Brexit means but he will not listen. I told him he will need to wear a mask when here. Surprise, surprise he,
"Doesn't believe in them" I doubt he can get a Channel crossing so he probably will not make it.— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 29, 2020
Quick follow up to this:
They have always assumed I am British and only recently discovered I have dual nationality. When I told them and revealed all my EU rights were protected I was told that was,
"very unfair" and "typical of the EU"— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 29, 2020
Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation.
The blame apparently is with "Brussels".
— RS Archer (@archer_rs) June 29, 2020
Laschet will die Klüngelei mit Tönnies beenden und kündigt an, geltendes Recht jetzt auch mal anzuwenden. Oder wie darf man das verstehen? https://t.co/Df8OeU1JLl
— Thomas Stadler (@RAStadler) June 30, 2020
Fox News has done to our parents what they thought gangsta rap would do to us pic.twitter.com/7tv5SRb6Xz
— Seltzer In Place (@VernorsHerzog) June 29, 2020
Wenn du kurz vor der 40 nochmal richtig POWERST 💪💪💪 aber dein Arzt das peinliche Gehampel ganz dezent in Anführungszeichen setzt ❤️ pic.twitter.com/vswCrKL0zS
— Hendrik Wieduwilt (@hwieduwilt) June 29, 2020
Hygienekonzept. https://t.co/Jw5hPiz98t
— Sebastian Erb (@seberb) June 28, 2020
Today the President shared a video of people shouting “white power” and said they were “great.” Just like he did after Charlottesville.
We’re in a battle for the soul of the nation — and the President has picked a side. But make no mistake: it’s a battle we will win.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 28, 2020
And this is why we’re calling to #DefundThePolice across the country. There is no need for this response. There is no need for our money to go to these strategies. There is especially no need when the needs in black/brown communities have continually been ignored and underfunded. https://t.co/pJdWoY9XtF
— Teresa Mosqueda (@TeresaCMosqueda) June 28, 2020
As a parent, this may be something to consider before opening that world up: https://t.co/N8EohzeW1q
— Rob Woodbridge (@RobWoodbridge) June 28, 2020
Lifehack: Wenn man insgesamt 1.265.754 mal „Nein“ zu YouTube Premium gesagt hat, erscheint das Dialogfenster nicht mehr.
— Mathias Richel 🇪🇺 (@mathiasrichel) June 28, 2020
Die Zeit zwischen "Fick mich!" und "Fick dich!" nennt man Ehe.
— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) June 28, 2020
einzige was ich an DARK nicht verstehe ist euer Interesse daran
— Jan Skudlarek (@janskudlarek) June 28, 2020
I should get a discount for every time I fix the settings on a TV in an Airbnb holiday rental.
— Ryan Egan (@rynobi) June 28, 2020
Bojack should've been voiced by an actual horse
— 𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍69 (@Virescence) June 27, 2020
if you build it they will come
— patrick. (@imPatrickT) June 28, 2020
Ich lese gerade Zeitungen aus 1930, wo die 18% der NSDAP kommentiert werden und – oh boy, klingt das alles bekannt!
— Marina Weisband (@Afelia) June 28, 2020
Ressourcen schienen für die Menschheit lange Zeit unendlich – heute sind wir uns der Endlichkeit bewusst, der Raubbau an der Erde geht aber weiter. Prof. Dr. Maja Göpel (@beyond_ideology) spricht in #phoenixpersönlich u. a. über den #Wachstumsgedanken.
📲 https://t.co/2kKVrOGA8j pic.twitter.com/0Hl19xiYsD— phoenix (@phoenix_de) June 27, 2020
Nurse blows up the lie that wearing surgical masks impedes oxygen intake or increases CO2 intake pic.twitter.com/pxXJqBZQqa
— Borzou Daragahi 🖊🗒 (@borzou) June 27, 2020
Der 3jährige hat eine Weile skeptisch zugeschaut, wie die jubelnde 5jährige wilde Sprünge durch den Rasensprenger macht, und ist dann im Haus verschwunden.
Gerade kam er wieder.
Er hat sich einen Regenschirm geholt.— Foffy (@FoffyMcFoff) June 27, 2020
The mask debate, like virtually every other major conflict in American politics, can be boiled down to "I don't know how to convince you to care about other people."
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 26, 2020
nichts hat spass gemacht auf diesen matten. pic.twitter.com/Pisp19mjTf
— Cihan Sinanoğlu (@canoX1925) June 26, 2020
This is an act of terrorism. pic.twitter.com/UanoSEG0vy
— Zoey (@zoeyy227) June 26, 2020
If Trump was actively trying to kill people with coronavirus would we know the difference? https://t.co/La0CalNGs0
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 27, 2020
Essen und Verreisen sind keine Hobbies. Und was bei Markus Lanz passiert, ist keine Nachricht.
— Martin Theis (@theissieht) June 26, 2020
The camera industry went from exponential growth & an all-time high to ~zero in a decade because of the smartphone. pic.twitter.com/r2ZWnM4yxB
— Alec 🌐 (@AlecStapp) June 26, 2020
"Any room for dessert?"
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
— Tyler Gorham (@TylerJGorham) June 26, 2020
Übrigens liebe Nazis, wenn ihr im Namen von Claudia Roth fantasievolle Morddroh-Emails über unseren kommenden Tod schreibt, dann vergesst nicht, den Absender im Quelltext und eure IP Adresse zu verändern. Das macht es uns sonst zu einfach. ✌️
— Jean Peters (@jeangleur) June 26, 2020
Dieses angekündigte Unwetter: hat das irgendwo in Berlin stattgefunden?
— Anne Roth (@annalist) June 26, 2020
Masks do not drop your oxygen levels pic.twitter.com/0Ynb7VjKqa
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) June 26, 2020
Yep it’s all fake. The entire world shut down and ruined their economies, just to make you wear a mask because you’re so ugly.
— Jasmin (@SinCityJazz) June 24, 2020
In der Regel haben so Übereinstimmung in der Wortwahl mit dpa zu tun (deren Chefredakteur ein ehemaliger Bild-Mann ist, by the way). Es bräuchte ein dpa-/Agenturwatch
— Lorenz Matzat (@lorz) June 25, 2020
Ich bin ziemlich enttäuscht, welche journalistischen Medien das Framing von "Seehofer verzichtet auf Anzeige" übernommen haben:https://t.co/7rJCYF61Nh pic.twitter.com/rRJIxS0NXq
— Michael Kreil (@MichaelKreil) June 25, 2020
Wäre Corona ein Horrorfilm, wären wir jetzt in Minute 25, wo alle Protagonisten dieses eine sehr merkwürdige Ereignis zu Beginn wieder vergessen haben.
— Peter Wittkamp (@diktator) June 25, 2020
Hi @CivicJLaband @UniofNewcastle, are you aware that one of your upcoming speakers on journalism has been promoting thoroughly debunked conspiracy theories?
https://t.co/7OpzIhCc43— Chris York (@ChrisDYork) June 24, 2020
Wenn jemand in seinem Profil „Nicht links, nichts rechts” stehen hat, ist er rechts.
— Saša Stanišić (@sasa_s) June 25, 2020