COVID isn’t a big deal. If you get it, follow these steps:

1. See doctors in your in-home medical center 🏥
2. If needed, board the helicopter out back 🚁
3. Fly to the best hospital in the country 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️
4. Take the best therapeutics $750 in federal taxes can buy 💵

— Parry Headrick ⚡️ (@pheadrick) October 5, 2020